Strokin' by Clarence Carter

Song: Strokin'
Artist: Clarence Carter
Lyrics:
When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

Nice song, interesting (crazy) video !

Song: Crazy
Artist: Gnarls Barkely
Genre/Lang. : R'n'B

I remember when,
I remember I remember when i lost my mind,
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
(Mmmmm Mmmmmm)

And when your out there,
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch,
but it wasn't because I didn't know enough,
I just knew too much,
(Mmmm..)

[Chorus 1]
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
probably.........

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
well think twice,
that's my only advice,
(Mmmm..)
C'mon now, who do you,
who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
ha-ha-ha
bless your soul,
you really think you're in control?
Well....

[Chorus 2]
I think you're craaaaazy,
I think you're craaaaazy,
I think you're craaaaazy,
Just like me.....

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
and all i remember
is thinking,
I wanna be like them,
(Mmmm hmmmmm)
'N ever since i was little,
ever since i was little, it looked like fun,
and it's no coincidence I've come,
and i can die when I'm done,

[Chorus 3]
But maybe I'm craaaaaazy,
maybe you're craaaaazy,
baby we're craaaaazy,
probably,
(hmmmm arrrrr......... ooh-hoooo)

Hypocrisy or Ambiguity

For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented

Nice song, Cool video

Artist: Brown Boy
Song: Superman
Lyrics:

[Intro]
Baby,I know your hurting right now but dont worry
I'll be your superman

[Chorus]
I can love you like no one can
I can be your superman
Just take my hand lets fly away
I promise i'll be there everyday
Just close your eyes lets start to fly
I'm gonna love you until i die
Until the day of my death till my very last breath i'm gonna love you
When no ones left

[Verse 1]
Come fly with me baby
Yeah i'm the one with the S on my chest
Forget about your ex
He dont know what love is
He just failed the test
Plus he dont treat you right
He keeps you crying all night
See he's like your kryptonite
I came to give you that strength so you can leave him behind
You can start all over just press rewind
Cuz he dont understand that your one of a kind
So sweet so sexy and just so fine
I'ma fight till my death just to make you mine
I'ma never neglect you
Never have time to stress you
And always respect you
Girl your like a hidden treasure and i promise to love you
From now until forever
Oooh para siempre mija
Te promento te voy a amar
Hasta la muerte
[~~ I promise you I will love you forever until I die]

[Chorus]
I can love you like no one can
I can be your superman
Just take my hand lets fly away
I promise i'll be there everyday
Just close your eyes lets start to fly
I'm gonna love you until i die
Until the day of my death till my very last breath i'm gonna love you
When no ones left

[Verse 2]
I'm the type of guy that will stand by your side
To wipe them tears when they fall from your eyes
I'm the one you hold when your nights is cold
The one that stays near to fight away your fears
You aint gotta be scared
See i'll put an end to your ex
No more beating you up or pulling on your hair
See i came to save the day
A man like that shouldnt treat you that way
And i dont understand why'd you take that route
Look at yourself, your beautiful inside and out
You need to drop that zero, uh
Let me swoop you off your feet cuz i can be your super hero
Do you follow my lead?
I guarantee you baby, i'm all that you need
See you can change your plans
All you got to do is call on me and i can be your superman

[Bridge]
Will you be by my side for the rest of my life (For the rest of my life)
Will you love me till i die

[Chorus]
I can love you like no one can (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can be your superman (superman)
Just take my hand lets fly away
I promise i'll be there everyday (ooh you promise)
Just close your eyes lets start to fly
I'm gonna love you until i die (till i die)
Until the day of my death till my very last breath i'm gonna love you
When no ones left (oh yeah)

[Outro]
No ones left
Till no ones left
Till no ones left
Gonna love you
Gonna love you
My superman
My superman