Laws ...

Most of us who are students of some form of science have come across Laws. Here are a few not so scientific laws.

1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: -Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Kovac's Conundrum: -When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4. Cannon's Karmic Law: - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre/bus missed,the next morning you will have a flat tyre / bus missing.

5. O'brien's Variation Law: - If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Bell's Theorem: - When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: - The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Willoughby's Law: -When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Breda's Rule: - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. Owen's Law: - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Howden's Law: - You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

13. Murphy's Law ( The original law does work but so does this one) - What has to go wrong will go wrong.